Funny Birthday
A US man mugged at gunpoint was handed back his belongings – because he was in the army. The 21-year-old anonymous victim had a gun pointed at him by four men in Milwaukee and was ordered to lie face down.
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Respectful muggers
A British dog owner christened her much-loved pet in the local pub. Amanda Solloway, 48, invited 70 guests to The Nags Head in Borrowash, Derby, to watch Bob her 20-week-old Newfoundland puppy dip his tongue in Pedigree beer.
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Dog’s beer baptism
A British couple who won $6.6 million want to stay in their council house.
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Frugal millionaires slammed
A bear in Germany has lost all her fur. Dolores, a South American spectacled bear, has been left with only a few tufts around her head and a near-naked wrinkled body after her body hair mysteriously fell out.
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Bald bear’s baffling illness
A US man stabbed himself to have a day off work. Aaron Siebers, 29, told his employers at a Denver video store that he had been attacked by three skinhead or Hispanic men dressed in black.
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Stab ‘attack’
An Australian man has been arrested after trying to shoplift by stuffing his shorts with sausages. The unnamed 38 year old man was caught after workers at the supermarket in Cairns, Australia noticed something wasn’t quite right.
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Sausage stuffer
A US woman phoned the police because her husband’s step-daughter performed better oral sex than her. The unnamed woman called emergency services in anger after she learned her daughter – from a previous relationship – had performed a sex act on her husband.
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Oral complaint
A US woman accused of drink-driving tried to dance with a police officer and rub her bottom on his leg. Verleen Anglin, of Panama City, pulled up next to Randy Grob, the Sheriff’s patrol deputy, in a car park in Florida, before speeding away.
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Drunk and disorderly
A British couple were horrified to discover their wedding cake was made of polystyrene. Tony and Aimee West ordered a $448 three-tier sponge cake with white and dark chocolate icing and flowers from confectioner Creative Cakes.
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Complete cake up
A Brazilian man shocked his mourning family after turning up at his own funeral.
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Dead man walking