Funny Birthday

Did you hear about the flag’s birthday? It was a Happy one!

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? “Hi, Buster.”

What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!

Did you hear about the dancer’s birthday? It was a tappy one!

Did you hear about the tree’s birthday? It was a sappy one!

What is an elf’s favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it’s been sliced.

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole.

When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!

What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!