Funny Birthday

What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!

What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!

What did one candle say to the other? “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”

“Were any famous men born on your birthday?” “No, only little babies.”

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn’t 99 I’d be dead.