Funny Birthday

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday. “HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.

Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that’s simply Great!!! Happy B’Day….

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.”HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away.
hope u share lots and receive lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday …….

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS SHOWERED ON YOUR HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, xtra bariya,
xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..

IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS
MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE
MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT
BRING LOV N JOY 2 U
HAPPY B’DAY 2 U…

I know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u’l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS”

Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses

God made the sun , the earth , the moon ,the stars , but love he could not make another one when he made a love like you . Happy birthday

There was heavy ran when u are born not becoz the weather was bad but reality is the sky was crying becoz it lost its most beautiful star-Happy Birthday

This message comes 2 say U are wished the joy U deserve today…
And may the days that lie ahead b extra nice,
And filled with all the happiness thoughts.

!! happy birthday !!

LUK outside Its so pleasant
Sun smiling 4 u
Trees dancing 4 u
Birds singing 4 u
Because I requested them
All 2 wish u

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

A birthday iz just da 1st day of another 365-dayz journey around the sun. So enjoy da trip

A simple celebration, a gathering of frndz; here iz wishing u gr8 happiness, a joy dat nvr endz.

May dis birthday b just the beginning of a year filled wid happy memories, wonderful moments & shining dreamz.

LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day
may GOD’S loving u hands be upon u today
to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY.

if kissess were rain id send you shawerz,
if funn was time id send u hrz,
if u needed a frnd id send you me!
Happy Birthday To You Sweeeeeet heart

I hope that 4 every candle on ur cake u get a wonderful surprize.
Happy Birthday!

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

U can count on me to not send you one of those rude and insulting cards about getting another year older because I know how sensitive old people can be about their age.

You are growing old, but I know there is a younger person within you, who wonders… What the hell happened?

You are not old if you can read this without using a magnifying glass or even your spectacles! (Write this message in very small letters)

Be thankful your birthday comes juts once a year… Think how old you would be if it came every month.

My golden words for your birthday…”Smile while you still have teeth!”

Don’t worry about your future, I am sure you will have a bright one, don’t worry about the past, you can’t change it, don’t worry about the present, I have not got one for you!

Did your cake cost you less than the candles? Then you are definitely old!

The nation’s best kept secret is… Your true age!

Do you know what happened when my horse tried to tap out your age? It got its leg fractured…!

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents and only one for birthday presents, you know. – Lewis Carroll

You are as old as you can act.

I expect you to know older people are revered and respected in some cultures, so have a fantastic birthday, oh great one!

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. – Chili Davis

Here’s the secret to look younger: Dress like a teenager with baggy, oversized clothes they will hide your baggy, oversized body.

Many happy returns of the day. I don’t think you are getting older; you are rather approaching death. (Choose this if you would like to add an element of black humor to your birthday message.)

So many candles… so little cake.

Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too.

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.

Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.

An old fart is as good as a new one.

You’ve survived another year. Although you’re older, it’s better than the alternative. Congratulations!

You age like cheese… You just keep getting smellier!

Is it getting hotter in here or is it just all the candles on your cake?

Happy birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too

The younger you try to look; the older you actually are.

I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday but nothing came to mind.

You’re not old until you can’t read this writing anymore. (written in real small text)

Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.

To the nation’s best kept secret; Your true age.

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!

Money’s tight
Times are hard
Here’s you friggin birthday card

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Better to be over the hill than burried under it.

You are only as old as you act.

You’re another year older and another year wiser
So put your brain to work
And figure out there ain’t no gift for you.

Two tips on your birthday:
1) Forget the past, you can’t change it.
2) Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.

Some words of wisdom for your birthday, “Smile while you still have teeth!”

Happy Birthday you old fart.

Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.

Another year, another new place thet aches.

One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you’re getting older. Anyway, Happy Birthday!

It’s ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

With age comes wisdom. (You’re one of the wisest people I know!)