Funny Birthday

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.

Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’.

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.