Funny Birthday

A birthday cake I wish you now,
If you eat it all, you’ll have a cow.

I wish you everything, your dreams create,
Your imagination is truly great.

A simple wish as you age,
It’s your day, take the stage.

Wishing you joy and health,
When those are filled, add some wealth.

A birthday wish I’m sending you,
Your gift is sweet, that’s the clue!

It’s your birthday, here’s a wish,
Enjoy your day, with a delicious dish.

I hope your birthday is absolutely Splendid,
When I open my mouth, your guests might get offended!

A birthday wish, do you truly deserve?
For next year, you might have to reserve.

On your birthday, let me wish you plenty of joy,
I know you’re too old, but I still bought you a toy!